Mimieileen's Journals

Team Edward? Team Jacob?

How about team Who Gives A Shit ? Orr better yet, team Shut The Fuck Up. :] I'm so sick of waking up in the morning, going out to get some Mini-Cinni's from Burger King and seeing stupid Jacob and Edward on their doors. And the hermaphrodite Kristen Stewart on their menu. I don't want to be a cannibal, I don't want to give a dyke a blow job.

First of all, if I wanted to see a transvestite (kstew) act, i'd just watch Rocky Horror Picture Show. Where the acting is at LEAST believable. Second, the guy who plays Jacob is NOT HOT. He's got a very hot body, but his face..? His nose reminds me of the Count Chocula cereal. Finally, Edward? Edward does not kill people, and glitters. He is not a vampire; he is a fairy.

So in the long run, if you have anything to say about Twilight that's positive, don't say it to me. i'll laugh in your face and walk away kthxbye.

PS - yes i have read the damn novels. I have seen the movie (not new moon & for free) online. They both are pure shit. I admit the book is a tid better, but still barf on the world of literature.

Foreign Cussing is Fun !

I speak English, German and very VERY broken French. And I figured it was pretty fun how you get to cuss in three languages, so why not share the "love"? :]

German/dutch --> english

Eikel - slang for dick. literal translation is 'acorn'

teil - slang in german for dick. literal translation is 'part'

Scheiße - shit in german

Ficken Sie - fuck in german

Weibchen - slang for bitch. literal translation is 'female'

I'll add more later :] And before you ask, I get the fancy lettering because my keyboard has a chose; english or german....soo...yeah :'D ?!

We are Better Than That dot Com

You know lately I've found myself hating half the people on the internet who go around pretending life is one big happy circus. Where the clowns won't come and kidnap you from your house and where everyone is your damn friend.

Let's go ahead and be realistic. It's not. Life is hell. No one is that damn petty 24/7. And if you are I give you major props for being able to keep such a happy atmosphere honestly. But be truthful with yourselves for one minute and think, are you really happy every moment of your life? I just despise those who get on the internet and proclaim that life is good, it's great and happy! Something magical is going to happen to you today omfg! No, it's not. So I've decided to not become the very thing I hate, I'm going to be dead honest on the type of person I am.

I am a cynical, naive, pessimistic, masochistic, cold heartless bitch who probably will never honestly give a flying shit about you or your little crush. I hate half of the celebrities living and breathing just because they're alive. I hate humanity altogether. And yet I want to seek a career in Forensic Psychology which would help to save and further humanity. That being one of my many hypocritical traits, I'll be honest. I'm a hypocrite and I have learned to live with it so far. Everytime I catch myself doing it though I often beat myself up over it.

So why pretend life is dandy? My friend flew out a damn car window and the cops aren't doing shit for his family because they are middle class citizens who can "fend for themselves". They just lost their son, like that means nothing anymore. A woman was stabbed in her house and her daughter was left with her neck slit open and left to bleed to death. How can you call life happy when shit like that is going on? I'll tell you why, your little liars.

Life is fucked up, deal with it. Anywho, go to wwww.wearebetterthanthat.com in the mean time. It's a story on what recently happened that sparked this whole hate-filled speech. Light a candle in memory of the poor mother and daughter who lost their lives.

I got offered to do Playboy ? o.O

"hey, on a completely random note, have you ever considered or ever had any desire to be in playboy? i don't recall you mentioning it so i'm guessing not. but i was talking to one of their photographers earlier this week because he needed the phone number of a model and he was telling me how they are starting to go in a different direction than the usual bleach blonde, fake boob playmates...they are going for a more girl next door, natural look these days. anyway, it didn't occur to me at the time but I came across your profile and it kinda hit me that you pretty much fit that description so i guess if you have any interest let me know and i'll see what you would need to do. if not, that's cool. i just figured i'd throw that out there. you never know who's up for what haha. anyway talk to you soon.

-rob"

So that was what I logged on to Model Mayhem to be greeted with. I'm not sure what to say, since I honestly don't want to do nude shoots at all. But that's a pretty big offer in some ways I guess. It's flattered in a way, if you look at it form the "hey we think your boobs are hot enough, let's hope you shaved the forest now LETS GO." sorta way. Then again I feel that things like Playboy and maxim degrade women in certain aspects so I'm not about to go and do it.

But still none the less flattering in a way xD

A message to all whiners and compulsive liars

If you don't feel you've done nay of what I'm about to write, then it's not about you so don't go bitching or whining at me for posting this. It needs to be said. Your generation isn't the genius it thinks it is.

You kids don't know shit about the world. I'm only eighteen and even I know that I don't know jackshit about the world. Between my mother's mental breakdowns and constant withdrawl from the world, my father's alcoholism and detached anger towards me, the inevitable divorce, the family and friends I have lost; I keep smiling, learning, working.

I never once bitched about the small things in life. The only time in life I ever broke down and said anythin I was feeling for truth and honest - was when Kevin died. You want to know why? Because there was work to be done. I had to stand on my own two feet alone, with no help from either of my parents growing up.

You all have life so good. So how about you all

shut the fuck up and realize that life is hard!!

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You should go buy cyberlox from none other than moi's friend's Maria and Danielle !

Short Falls (about 15yds) - $30-35
Long Falls (about 30yds) - $60-65

Clip in Falls (various sizes) - $5 or 2 for $8

There are a bunch of them that you all should bust and buy for. They have any colors you want. And if you know anythin about cyberlox, you'll know that they're usually in the $100-$300 range. So this is a pretty good deal. So yeah, I'll provide some shots and you can also look at the ones I've bought from them. They are also going to be making dredfalls for around the same prices. Do it guys, do it now.

Going Gone

I am Going gone until monday. Got a photoshoot, Kitten adoption to do, anddd selling tutus! =] tootles til late monday everyone.

Mindless slaughter, honestly?

This is how we act as a race? As human beings? Slaughtering the creatures God or Darwin or The Big Bang put us here to protect in the first place? I don't care what you believe in, whether you are a scientologist or a Catholic or atheist. It doesn't matter. You do not need to kill poor defensless animals for the pure fun of it. Sure, in the name of self defense I understand completely. Live stock, once again understandable. How is what we are doing to this earth even considered healthy!?

How is something like this even applaudable? Yet people stand and applaud a man with his big gun for shooting a poor creature for the pure sport of it? I don't see how you can even condon this as a respected sport! A respected sport is something you work hard to do and accomplish. Something like football or baseball, that's a true sport. Just sitting in a field hidden and shooting some creature from a distance with a gun is not something you earned. You cheated your way to this. You cheated your way with this one. Would someone bring this into light? Would someone go on CNN or some channel like that where you could sit down with a famous person and get their eyes to open to what we have done to this world. We are depriving ourselves of some of God's most magnificent creatures.

The hunters excuse for killing these animals is and I quote, "we are dealing with problem animals such as cheetahs, leopards, lions and so on." Okay last I checked, cheetahs and lions are now on the endangered list therefore no game at all even if they're not in a safe zone. Also, since when was a damn giraffe and zebra a "problem animal"? Once again, they seem pretty damn sweet to me. I mean they come up to you when you go to the zoo, and even on those trips through the African Plains with a tour guide. Cheetahs and Lions aren't as mean as Hollywood has made them out to be. No matter what the creature, hunting is wrong. And personally, what you do to an animal should be done right back to you. Shoot a giraffe in the neck? Fine, I'll just go find the psycho lady from Drag Me To Hell or learn how to curse you so you end up getting shot or something. That or I'll just wish the worst for you in life. And if you find this is humane and okay to do, then rot. Just rot.

Dirty Diana, No

Okay I'm posting this on all my accounts on each site so don't get too EIOGJEOWJGIWOEJLEWJL at me.

Michael Jackson was not a freaking pedophile, he was not a child molester. He never laid a hand on those kids. That BS drama started when that man followed him around with a camera; where Michael mentioned he gave his bed up to the little boy. Big effing difference people. Besides he was proven not guilty both times he was brought to court for this stupid BS reason. Also, where were the parents during all of this? Clearly they should get smacked upside the head in the first place for not analyzing the situation. Honestly give the man some respect in death. This world is so rude, so crued that no one in death gets the dignity they deserve. Even a convict on death row should be allowed to REST. IN. PEACE. Get it!? We don't say that only because of tradition.

Get it through your thick freaking skulls already people. Take off the diapers and pull on the big kid panties and get over yourselves. I'm not perfect, no one is. But look at all the songs he did trying to help better the world. Bad, Man In the Mirror, Earth Song! Or are you all just too much into your rap and rock; listening to people talking about shooting someone or murder, hm? I like my rap and rock too but seriously...I feel it very unlikely for this man to sit down with an honest heart write such meaningful songs then turn around and do something so terrible.

BESIDESS, this all sounds like personal problems to me. Seriously shut your mouths and give the king of pop the respect he deserves and has earned.

Well, terr-effing-riffic

MJ died a few days ago and they think his doctor did it; who is now up and missing >>

Farrah died recently as well, pretty much the same day as MJ. She passed due to her anal cancer.

And now I hear at 7:45 this morning that Billy Mays passed away? Something due to asthma. That's all I know so far. THis is a very depressing time. I'm going to go make me a sammich, ice cream, tea and watch MJ videos allll day along with Billy Mays commercials.